Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Brave Robots: Looks Like Goldran Has Another Problem

It's really hard to research Goldran on the Internet. Wikipedia doesn't have an article for it, and most of what you find while doing searches for it are listings for it on other sites with brief, cursory, and useless summaries. This, despite it having the best television ratings of any of the Brave Series.

So this was a real eye opener when I found it.



Gasp! Goldran has children! Within the span of the series! With a really ugly female robot! Who is nowhere near big enough to produce quadruplets of that size!

And yes, for those of you who are having trouble telling, that is Goldran getting menaced by his buddies, and who is the "papa." A tip is that his legs have the same design on them as his giant dino-robot combination form's chest. Also, those kids are so lucky they take after their father.

Seeing as how I have no knowledge of the series whatsoever outside of Wikipedia remarking that it was "played more for humor" than some of the previous Brave series (thanks a lot, Wikipedia-I couldn't tell), it could well be that all this madness was actually part of an evil plot to keep Goldran occupied while the villains got away with things. Don't believe me? BEHOLD!



Goldran is apparently a total wimp when it comes to women. That probably explains how he ended up with such an ugly chick.

Also, while I understand a grand total of none of the dialogue (aside from stuff like "papa"), did it seem to you like Goldran wanted to run away in the first clip, and his friends were bullying him over deadbeat dad behavior?

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